MILLIONS of years ago
GWAR rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of
Space Pirates called The Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their
Master they were imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the universe...
Earth.
KILLING off the dinosaurs and inadvertantly creating the human race by
having sex with apes,
GWAR began to influence the development of the planet
until after that wild gig in Atlantis when it was decided that they should be
entombed in Antarctica to prevent them from screwing up the Earth any worse.
SEVERAL thousand years later Sleazy P. Martini, known pimp, pusher,
pornographer, and record business executive for Capitalist Records,
accidentaly stumbled into their Antarctic tomb and woke them up. He took them to
New York, gave them electric guitars and began to market them as his latest Rock
'n' Roll sensation.
SOME of
GWAR's adventures are chronicled in their albums, comics and videos
but there are still many
GWAR stories waiting to be told.
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